Pun: My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.ģ9. Pun: The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.ģ7. Pun: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. Pun: Every calendar's days are numbered.ģ5. Pun: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.ģ4. Pun: He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.ģ2. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”ģ1. Pun: Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. Pun: What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.ģ0. Pun: A plateau is a high form of flattery.Ģ9. Pun: Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Pun: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.Ģ7. Pun: It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.Ģ6. Pun: What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!).Ģ5. Pun: Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.Ģ4. Pun: Sea captains don't like crew cuts.Ģ3. Pun: Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery.Ģ2. Pun: When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Pun: A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Ģ0. Pun: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.ġ9. Pun: Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.ġ8. Pun: When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.ġ7. Pun: I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”ġ6. Pun: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of itġ5. Pun: Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.ġ4. Pun: A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.ġ3. Pun: 'I have a split personality,' said Tom, being frank.ġ2. Pun: When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.ġ1. Pun: What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.ġ0. Pun: I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger as it got closer to me. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speakĦ.

Pun: I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight. Pun: Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.Ĥ.

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